Monday, March 28, 2011

Wet

Friday morning I woke up insanely horny. After a lazy morning of staying in bed and daydreaming sexy things for an hour or so, I finally started masturbating. I almost failed at doing so considering how wet I was. I couldn't get a good grip! I have never been so soaked in my life. It ended up a very nice orgasm.

Friday night I learned how to do a whirrly bird and it was amazing. But that's off topic.

Saturday a friend came over. We hung out for a while watching TV and it got late. He was going to leave and I stood up to hug him. I teased him a little bit because that's who I am. He decided to retaliate. I have no idea how much time passed. But eventually he was behind me, holding me firmly, and had me overwhelmed with need. Pinching my nipples, pulling my hair, raking his hands over my body. He unzipped my pants and rubbed on me until I was moaning and humping the air. When I tried to move to the couch for better positioning he held me firm against him and told me I was going to cum standing up. Not entirely sure how he managed to do it, but it happened.

After that we moved to the couch. He came very close to making me cum while he was inside me, but I couldn't quite reach it. Still, a show for him since he sat still and I was the one wildly working my hips on his cock trying to obtain that which was so far out of reach.

Sunday I went to a porn shop and found libido enhancing pills for women. I don't know how well they will work but it may be a few days before I can find out. In the meantime I'm sitting happily and number 10. Possibly more to come soon since I'm also rather horny this morning. Work might kill that, though. Oh well.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Girl's Day Out

So me and my friend Anne decided to have a girl's day out. I feel I deserved it after working all the hours I have been lately. Sunday was my only day off. The night before I had been talking to my dom and when he told me I could cum that night I made a joke about him neglecting me. Little did I know, that caused him to form a plan.

Sunday morning he told me I couldn't cum unless I made Anne come. After a bit of a guilt trip I talked her into a "test drive" of the hitachi before she went to buy one. So I was good to go. But, of course, he told me I wasn't going to come for quite a while yet.

So then we went to the mall. I went with a plug in both ends and the bullet resting on my clit, the control cleverly hidden in my pocket. Anne was aware of the whole thing and was terribly amused that every time I sat down or stood up, the vibe would turn itself on. We grabbed a bite to eat and had just sat down when my dom called. The entire time we talked he had me playing with the controls and threatening great punishment if I came. I managed to keep it from happening and then we were off the the nail salon to get a pedicure.

I had a task during the pedicure. Once I was seated in the chair, every 100 seconds I was to turn the bullet up just a little bit. Now I had been terrified that someone was going to hear the buzzing in the noisy food court while sitting on those metal chairs. But inside the quiet of the nail salon? Thankfully the pumps for the foot soak was loud and so were the acrylic nail trimmers. Still, I turned on the vibration in the chair to be safe. I was blushing pretty hard by the end of the pedicure and the guy doing my feet seemed convinced it was due to his good looks.

We finally made it out and I had to brave the stairs yet again due to the elevators being down. Walking the stairs with the butt plug is... chafing, to say the least. After that, we headed home. Once inside my dom had me strip and start exercising while everything was still in/on me. The crunched made me clench around the one in my vagina. But the leg lifts forced both plugs together and squeezed my g-spot. Still, I'm out of shape and my muscles were screaming by the end of it. They're still a little sore.

The entire time Anne is filming matter for my dom and cruelly manipulating the control for the bullet. Finally my dom decided he was tired of trying to make me fail at not cumming and was going to have me punished anyways. Mostly because Anne had agreed to dish out said punishment. So it was that I was tied face down and paddled fifty times, forced to count them out loud. I stopped trying to control my orgasm at that point and started TRYing to cum. Anne noticed and would drop the speed down every time I looked too close. I lost count of how many times she edged me.

Then I was flipped over for fifty more with a flogger on the pussy and tits. Anne did he best to get the nipples with just the tips of the flogger, despite them being sore from an hour of nipple clamp torture. Finally I was done, but still with no orgasm. I felt ready to explode. But my dom finally felt like I had earned it and let me. It was... intense. I do believe orgasm number 8 was the best of the year.

So, that was my weekend. How was yours, dear readers?

Monday, March 7, 2011

You Have The Right To Remain Silent

So I was driving home Tuesday, an hour long endeavor, when I saw someone pulled over by a cop. I thought about how dark that interstate was at night and even with all those cars, nobody can see you when that happens. I thought about all the unmarked cops around this area and how easy it would be for someone to pretend to be a cop. But then I started fantasizing about a dirty cop pulling me over and doing bad things to me. I don't really have a cop thing... But it was something new to muse over for a change.

It was pretty arousing and I was very hot and bothered by the time I got home. Using only fingers I spent about thirty minutes masturbating before I got off. It was nice.

Thursday I woke up horny. I knew my dom never responds in the mornings but I tried anyways. Receiving no response I took matters in my own hands. I edged for about an hour before finally allowing an orgasm.

So that puts me at 7/100. The monthly average for 100 orgasms is 8.3 and here it is March already and I've yet to make it to that number. It'd be kinda nice if I had some tasks to do that would make me want to bust out the remainder of January and February... To catch up, I'd need to have 17 orgasms before the end of March. That's a lot for me...